through the doorframe

the days in school are getting longer and longer. all thanks to the new timetable that was issued to everyone. srjc sure does know how to overload the students with more (unnecessary) learning time/homework and overwork the teachers. nevermind the unproductive ones (annie), but at least spare those who treated us well to a certain extent?

no? nevermind. i'll change all of that when i grow up. maybe 50/60yrs of age?

for gp we got back our common assessment comprehension paper which we did a month back? (yes, she took very long to mark but hey, whats new) annie wrote a whole chunk of comments in red, "commending" me for the immense attention and sensitivity that i've showered towards her during her recent lessons. haha. what bullshit. for that compre paper, i only scored a 14.5/50.

and to think i used to get 24/50 or maybe even attain a pass. haha. more commendations? no thanks.

the start of the sports heats was today. haha. pretty fun actually. we lost in the tugofwar to the aquila girls. we = boys + girls lost to a team made up of a majority of females from s19. hoho. such an embarrassment. but seriously, those girls were tough. like whoa. hahah. kudos k.

then shotput was a-okay. i wished i could have taken part. lol. at least i can pick up that heavy ball with one hand hor! and javelin looks fun. and discus. and running..

and whoa, this entry is getting boring.

goodbye.

iaht love *

i think it was saturday afternoon, i woke up rather late and turned on the tv just in time for pimp my ride. those lucky people. anyway. after that was celebrity cribs i think. FREAKING AWESOME PLEASE! they featured jagged-edge's house and omg they have the most fab hse. (yes i mean fab as in the istana cant compare). and you know what! celebs even have a freaking movie theatre in their humble (8000sqft) abode.

its not just all about the flat screens man. its the incredible huge flat screen with the best home surround system and MOVIE THEATRE BLACK LEATHER CHAIRS. by chairS i mean at least 4 rows of 3 chairs. i think i'm gonna faint.

hahh. so i thought you only get such good fortune if you're rich, famous or a friend of dickandjane. maybe all three if you come to think about it. anyway thats beside the point. i wanna have a movie theatre tooo! and a swimming pool (to learn swimming in, hahh i'm joking) and i dunno, maybe a zoo in the backyard or sth.

animals like annie the penguin, kok the mutated cauliflower-mon, the ghastly(pufferfish)girl whom everyone loves (to gossip about) and the srjc kingkong would be some of the attractions. entrance fee is free dont worry.

i think i'll just buy over neverland. move aside, micheal.

but of course i can never possibly achieve all of these with my current situation. not that my family is poor or anything. its just me living in poverty! i cant even buy myself shoes now. thats very pathetic. ugh! hence the only way to attain a high standard of living is to work hard!

i'll prolly ace my economics and become an economist or sth. i said prolly.

so yah. this means studying. and so i shall pledge my whole soul towards the achieving of a good alvl result (70/68 pts). then i'll go0 NUS and study, ehm, something and become a great somebody. [goodbye :( zookeeping]. then everyone would be saying "huh, what benedict?"

HAHAHA.

so i'll like start all my j1 revision now. then complete all my econs essays at least 50times before the actual exam. re-do all my math tutorials and try my best to complete the freaking tenyear series for every subject at least thrice. for phys i'll have to put in double the effort and everything. and gp! lol. i'll kill annie and get s25 a better teacher. yay! :))

okay. for all who believed the last few paragraphs on me studying, you all got punk'd. (yes, i mean it to those who study and think that i'm stupid too). whats the point of being rich when you get to enjoy it only after you're mentally ill and maybe half-dead like y'all?

i had fun.

enamel

whoa, major binge time now i tell you. my kitchen is the new bedroom in my context. like omg, everything i can possibly wanna eat is there, waiting ever so patiently for me to devour it. lol. this is one of the ways to grow fat-ter.

suddenly i aim to be a cow.

school started today and amazingly i went ahead to class unprepared. its not that i dont wanna do my holiday homework know, i just couldnt pry my eyes open long enough to look at them. my brain didnt wanna function and oh, i didnt even pack the bag. i thought that by taking a short nap i would wake up later, fully rejuvenated and ready to complete my assignments. but no, that didnt happen.

i woke up instead, to make my bed and to turn off the lights. sweet.

the tv is a serial killer man. i should just throw my own set out of the window. or give it to koda. i dunno, whichever is easier.

hokays. i have nothing else to say. goodnight.


- and chicken, i thought you knew i hate liars.

justbe cause.

theSUNDAY planner :
9am -mass
(go salt / lunch with the folks)
2/3pm -tuition
630pm -uncle's wedding dinner

[theMUM'S BIRTHDAY !]

areas of concern :
. all the freaking undone homework!

i got the right .

seriously, define pretty .

"no not you, please sit down".

some people are seriously in self denial. haha. whats with the drastic hair change (from ugly to ghastly) or the cheesy im-pretty-look-at-me look? omg, your house no mirror ah? take a look at yourself lah. where got pretty sia!

people look at fashion magazines, tv, movies or models to check out whats hot. only aliens look at china/jap dolls and think that they are actually cute.

being pretty and knowing it is one thing. being pretty and not knowing it is another. the world has no space for people who looks horrid and yet think that jennifer aniston cant compete with them. i think dont even need the actress herself can, just send her cat to compete with these people and the cat can win, paws down.

everyone is entitled to their own prince charming or their cinderella. its okay to say it out occasionally too but please dont brag about it and act as if your (disgusting) love for them will be reciprocated! even joking about it has an extent depending on how hideous one looks. look at yourselves first. only blind monkeys might actually show a tinge of affection.

and if you have an attitude and an ego the equivalent of a dinosaur, go screw yourselves. nobody can embrace your big selflove. and that face.

- person's name not mentioned for fear of the contribution to the increasing death toll in singapore.

day 5.

the march holidays arent really that awesome afterall. its suppose to be a period of time whereby the overstressed kids (yes, seriously overworked also) can take time off their books (yes shocking but these kids do mug at times) to go play, let their hair down and just have some fun. but NO. the MOE doesnt want that to happen.

sickening asses.

firstly, school teachers who complain about sacrificing their own personal time and space for the sake of the kids who needs the extra help will act like worker ants and plan shitloads of remedials for their students. caring, but no thank you. like wth lah. these kids who cannot make it in their exams maybe really arent cut out to be professors or scientists so stop forcing them. in cases whereby laziness is the one which hinders the child's real talent in studying, well, the teachers arent superheros so no they cant stop their laziness as well. the verdict? teachers should rest and grow black hair at home.

and to those who constantly excels in their tests/exams, stop bragging lah please. the majority of y'all have no life okay! plus, there is nothing to brag about because y'all are just being too kanchiong. the real winners are the ones playing now because they are the no-need-to-study-also-sure-win-one. haha. sounds like me but ohwell. (okay i'm joking).

and then why polys and ites have no school holidays during this period?! we, the people having march holidays have friends in these tertiary institutions too! with such holiday segregation, it ruins our friendship okay! now you see why ppl in JCs are call nerds and book-freaks whereas the rest in these other instituitions are called streetsmarts and blahblah? then when they have their freaking long holidays, we ppl have exams. haha. i think soon enough, we'll have some study riot.

life is so unfair i tell you. you dont see ppl in polys committing suicide more often than ppl in JCs. the govt must do sth! too much of an ageing population aint good.

okay lah i dont know what i'm rambling about. i'm just sick of the holidays. i've been playing alot and normally playing alone eats up 2days in total. so screwed lah please. i wanna go burn the school. if i'm not wrong, i have holiday assignments to complete and a mountain of revision to catch up with. i know nuts about econs and maths and physics and gp. life got so bad, even my raspberry puffs are gone! and to think life cannot go any worst..

my classmates are mugging the daylights out of them (confirm 100% guarantee one). play more leh s25! wah lao.

bye loserworld.

stupidgirls

please watch pink's latest mtv because it rocks like mad. hahahah! it is a rather pun intended vid to all those girls who do nothing but fling their stupid damn hair all day long.

anyway, the school holidays have officially started. i was so clever, i gave myself an extra day off! okay no lah i just did that because i didnt complete my econsessay and i didnt wanna sit in for an earful. but it turns out that the essay is to be handed up only after the holidays.

waste my time crafting my perfect excuse sia. damn.

i think i play bad soccer. like during the previous match, the best i did was to grab the left breast of the fatlady accidentally. HAHAHA. damn funny okay. she gave me that face and ran off with the ball. i think she feels violated but i doubt she'll go report it to the police because its just not right. she's a bung.

nothing else interesting happen of late. no wait, there's still something. there's HER. the latest edition to the returnofthecondorheroes. the hair and makeup, whoa! i think she makes her make up artist proud.

okay lah. i believe there's karma and so i shall cease with my criticism. but i need to voice sth out first. she is damn ugly lah wth and she still thinks she's damn pretty with all that long flowing (ugly and dead) hair and that look of (fake) cuteness! today in econs i thought i saw the woman from thering.

but to give her the props, she has this exquisite ancient-like beauty about her. the ancient referred here equates to the time period when people were blind and half the human population still look like gorillas.

really i'm serious.

goodbye!

thecome back.

i loved the weekend (which is ending in 2more hours time). awesome know. hahah

i became the total couch buffalo. all i ever did was eat and sleep. if i'm lucky, i can even manage to squeeze a few vcds in between. haha. so now i've watched 40yroldvirgin, 40daysand40nights, intotheblue, europeangigalo and lordsofdogtown. yay!

i think i have corpsebride somewhere. shall go dig later.

seriously just eating and sleeping and eating somemore. haha. the consequences are gonna be huge. literally somemore.

okay lah. the net is boring. i need to move my ass to go pack up my pigsty.

see you , bye losers. fortminor on tv now.

boardwalks.

is it me or is time just spinning by faster than ever? i can barely do what i wanna do anymore. randoms like really getting my butt to the chair for tv, or playing sims2 or just sleeping. ugh. so irritating.

we had math test today on integration. it was so tough that i fell asleep while thinking of the solution for the question. anyway, i didnt answer that question correctly lah so its nothing. physics practical was alright i guess. i still felt sleepy. i could have been a standup-mummy.

so yah soccer is getting better. and i dont think i can think about anything anymore. my eyes are closing. shit.

goodnight losers ! my digimon says goodnight too. hahah.

everyone loves helmethead!

dear whoeverconcerned :

thank you for the variety of grades that i've achieved in my life, at least i know the varieties.
thank you for showing me how pragmatism works, at least i know how sometimes it is better to stay rooted.
thank you for bringing different people into my life, at least i'll know how to deal with them if i see their twin(s) in the future.
thank you for showing me who genuinely cares, at least i know that there are those who doesnt.
thank you for bestowing me with people who makes laughter real, at least i know my life is better than those without them.
thank you for putting up road barriers and crossroads in my life, at least i know that i am important enough to be taught.
thank you for all the negativity i've come across, at least i can better relate to optimism.

thank you for your presence, at least i know you'll always make things better.

and oh, much love too.


from ,
helmethead. (=